Wiretaps

Wiretap messages are accessible by a button on the top right. They appear randomly every once in a while, and can either be for or against the illuminati, as indicated by their green or red colour. The player can approve or deny each message. If done correctly (e.g. denied an anti-illuminati message), there is occasionally a small reward.

The reward can be a diamond, bonus of people or lackeys. If the message is approved or denied incorrectly (e.g. denied a pro-illuminati message), there's no reward or loss.

You're introduced to wiretaps when you first buy the "Plant fake news in the media" producer. Below is a list of messages that can randomly appear. The list is in alphabetical order and should be complete - you can search with Ctrl+F if you think anything's missing. Each message is given a random name - these are listed on the Characters page.

Pro-illuminati messages

 * Accept the new world order!
 * A is not A
 * All is ok. There's no need for fear.
 * All the blame they put on illuminati is just plain jelousy.
 * All work and no play make nobody a dull doll.
 * Belief is the death of intelligence.
 * Don't compain. Work.
 * Doubt is the first ray of illumination.
 * Everything follows the law of fives.
 * Failure to be happy is treason.
 * Feeling paranoid? Good.
 * Freedom is slavery.
 * Happiness is Mandatory
 * If you have any answers, we'll provide questions.
 * Ignorance is strenght.
 * Join today the illuminati society!
 * Illuminati theories are all fake.
 * Love for reptilians!!!
 * Only the madmen is ever sure about anything.
 * Our rulers are the best!
 * Paranoia is just another world for ignorance.
 * Reality is what you can get away with.
 * Resistance is futile.
 * The best books are those that tell you what you already know.
 * The computer is your friend.
 * The illuminati are the patrons of rationalism.
 * The illuminati are our saviours.
 * The only power which can illuminate you is you.
 * Things will go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.
 * Those who possess the knowledge are illuminati.
 * Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
 * War is peace.
 * Well sir, yes sir.
 * What the world calls sanity has ever led us to crisis.

Anti-illuminati messages

 * Accept to masters!
 * Do not believe in the illuminati.
 * I have proof that aliens exist.
 * Our president is a reptilian!
 * Our ruler is a puppet!
 * Politicians are being controlled by the illuminati
 * Pop artists are being brainwashed!
 * The illuminati are behind many wars.
 * The illuminati are controlling companies everywhere.
 * The illuminati are liars are will doom us all.
 * The illuminati are making enemies go bankrupt.
 * The illuminati are monsters.
 * The illuminati are real. Beware.
 * The illuminati are too dangerous.
 * The illuminati aren't just evil. They are evil itself.
 * The illuminati control the media.
 * The illuminati control the world's leaders.
 * The illuminati have a secret spaceship!
 * The illuminati have a weather control system!
 * The illuminati want to rule the world!
 * The illuminati watch the watchmen.
 * There are reptilians everywhere!
 * There is a mind control machine.
 * They are controlling us using the wifi.
 * We should post this photo on the internet.
 * Who is going to stop the illuminati?

Trivia

 * When no wiretaps are shown, a message appears saying, "People aren't so talkative right now. Come back when there are some news."
 * The messages "A is not A", "Politicians are being controlled by the illuminati" and "Happiness is Mandatory" are the only to not feature any punctuation.
 * The player is notified to new wiretaps by a small number (representing the number of new messages) in the corner of the wiretap button.
 * A maximum of 5 wiretap messages can appear at any one time. The wiretap menu is not scrollable, hence only up to 3 messages are visible at a time - any more will appear when the player approves or denies the currently showing messages.
 * Only approving a pro-illuminati message has a chance of rewarding people, while only denying an anti-illuminati message has a chance of giving a diamond or lackeys.